Let me tell you a story...

His name is Seraph, and his mission is clear;  find the coveted chalice of the gods. How he is supposed to accomplish this is very simple. He needs to use his super magical surfing abilities to find his way over to the Caves of the Dwarves, where he then will use his surfboard like a polearm to hack and slash his way through the stupid, magenta dwarven people. His goal in this cave is to receive the mystical bandana of forgiveness. He levels up, gaining 5 points in strength, and the Gardening Slash is now useable. With that, the path the Unknown Forest is revealed. He uses his newly acquired technique to cleave the tall, puke-green, grotesque kelp that stood in his way. What lies beneath the malevolent forest is unknown even to Seraph, but he has a feeling that something is in need of finding. He uses the Herbivore skill, giving his surfboard +7 damage against plant-type monsters. He encounters an undead lilac! *Gardening Slash* 79 damage to the lilac. "Fuh gew" chuckles Seraph, the usually silent main-character. He then stops at the snack bar to refill on health. Finally, after all of the waves of motorcycles and hula-hoops, Seraph has finally reached his destination. The King Tree. He now knows what needs to do. He'll use the pick-axe he got from one of the purple dwarves he brutally dismembered to punch a hole in the mammoth tree's trunk, to obtain the Sap of the Ancient Tree. He's heard many a rumour about the legendary sap. He knows this will not be an easy task, as it seems painfully quiet in the deep. dark abyss that is the forest. He slowly approaches the tree, wary of every sound being made. Suddenly, a rushing sound from out of the darkness! A HIBISCUSAURUS! Seraph is not prepared to face this pink goliath of a flower. He uses his forging knowledge to level his surfboard to class 3, turning it into a giant, bladed beach ball. He decimates the flower with his new-found orb with the help of Soccer Strike, causing 180% of regular damage by expanding MP. He extracts the Sap of the Ancient tree, and gains Wizardly Dieing Powers Level 10. He immediately uses the spell, which took him to the Grounds of the Gods. He used Forging level 5 and turned his Bladed Death-ball into a Pozitron Rifle, and headshots them all. And in the distance, his ultimate goal; the Chalice of the Gods. 

Since then, a reign of chaos spread like a plague 'cross the land. Seraph is happy.

Fin.